Dear Tumblr Friends and Roller Derby community,My name is Keshia (MK Ultra) and I skate for the Tilted Thunder Rail Birds, a 501(c)3 nonprofit. My league is in huge danger of going under. We’re the only banked track league in the Pacific Northwest and one of five RDCL leagues who doesn’t currently have their track in storage. We’ve been practicing in a small warehouse in Ballard for the last four years, and now our lease is up. We are excited at the opportunity to grow into a space that will allow us to hold bouts, but we really need your help to get there. Being a part of this league has meant so much to me. I have found a community of people who love & support me, have become an amazing athlete, was part of my league getting to 3rd place in the nation and have found a strength and confidence in myself that I never could have imagined possible. Please help us find a new space we can call home! Even a donation of $5 would get us closer and closer to our goal. If you can’t donate, I’d appreciate a reblog! Thank you, MK
Danny Mahoney: I got a million fuckin jokes. I got a fuckin book full o' jokes, I'll whip it out, I'll tell ya a joke. How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex pay his bills? No. Uh, how does a dinosaur pay his bills? Tyrannosaurus checks. That's a great fuckin joke! Ya understand me?
Jason Mantzoukas: Wow.
Scott Aukerman: Is the mess up in the middle of it part of it?
Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah, you had to redo the set up.
Danny Mahoney: What're ya talkin about?
Jason Mantzoukas: Work on the set up.
Danny Mahoney: What difference does it fuckin make?
Jason Mantzoukas: Tell me the joke again.
Danny Mahoney: How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex pay his bills? Wait. How does a dinosaur pay his bills? Tyrannosaurus checks. That's part of the set up! So people know it's coming! That's how a fuckin' joke works, asshole!
Jason Mantzoukas: Okay, well, let's not even get into it.
Championship bout - July 19th. I was so in the zone my face looked like this 90% of the game. 8% was smiles and the other 2% was miscellaneous emotions.
Top 3: Erik Von Flicker
4th: N8 Zimmer
5th: Danny Ngan Photography
What do you think about all the people who don’t understand feminism? Especially the women who supposedly “are against feminism because they don’t hate men”? Should we argue or is it a lost cause?
No, we shouldn’t argue. We should teach. We should enlighten. We should in the friendliest of…
"Budgets in Washington are tight, but our commitment to Israel’s security remains ironclad. The United States is committed to providing more than $3 billion each year to help finance Israel’s security through 2018."-
wow, we suck
like a lot
What mental and spiritual contortions must a human tortuously visit upon his own mind to justify letting thousands of his own people’s water get shut off over late bills, while sending billions to help another country further their own genocide project?
You are lost, Barack Obama. You are a lost soul leading a land of lost souls. Your words mean nothing, you have no claim to integrity, and we are all failing to do justice by the Palestinians.
At least some of us are not lying about it. I want to claim at least that much of my own soul. I will not keep quiet, I will not pretend Goliath is the underdog, I will not pretend murder is security, and I condemn you, your administration, the blood-slurping U.S. media, and all other traitors before truth. May your conscience return one day and show you how far you have fallen. May it wake up each night you try to rest your head on a pillow, and scream grief into your bones.(via hopunk)