I was wrong to have a dream; wrong as usual. I mean, if you’re nothing special, why kid yourself? Listen to your mother kids: Aim low. Aim so low that no one will even care if you succeed.
"One day it just gets better. There’s no explanation or reason why . You just wake up and you’re not angry anymore."-Unknown (via fawun)
i just want my bed.
did you chop down this tree?
is that the lorax
Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.
also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that
it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny
general banter is the best way to write dialogue